Our old micro died of old age, and natural causes, no foul play. He was always so dark, and dour, I wasn’t surprised, really. How can any one, or thing for that matter, have a great and long life, if there’s always a black cloud over them?? He made me depressed, just by looking at his gloomy self! Yep, heeerre’s Mike!
(He purged himself.)
RIP Mike Micro!
Now, I’d like to introduce Molly Microwave!!
Uh oh!! I didn’t think about you seeing the reflection of my nightgown! Whatev. You’ve seen it many times before.
Her face is so bright, and cheerful, you just can’t help but smile whenever you look at her!! She does her work so well, and happily, it’s a joy to work with her!!
An Absolutely post. Brought to you by the letter “M”, and hot food fast!