Now I’ve gone and done it.
I’ve killed again.
This time, it was the toilet seat, Sarah.
It’s like I can’t help myself.
In the dark of the night, I broke her neck.
But she did manage one swift bite to my behind, before she succumbed to her injuries.
Then I hurriedly bandaged her up, so I could pretend I tried to save her.
The next morning, when her mother, Terra Toilet woke up, she was hysterically unconsolable.
Of course she was! She just lost her daughter!! They were very attached!
DD1 went to the toilet seat orphanage, AKA Wally World, to get a new seat. New seat Serena was only too happy to be picked out from all other orphans to be adopted into a forever family. She didn’t even mind changing her name, since it would mean instant acceptance from her new mommy.
PopPop performed the separation surgery. In Terra Toilet’s anesthesia cocktail, he added a drug to wipe her memory of Sarah’s untimely end.
He successfully detached Sarah, who had not cut her
apron hinge strings yet. Then, he attached the Seat, formerly known as Serena.
When Terra woke up, there was
Serena Sarah smiling at her. “Hi Mommy! How are you feeling?”
Terra clutched her head, and whimpered, “Oh, Sarah! I had such a horrible nightmare!! I dreamed you died!!”
“It’s okay, Mommy, I’m right here, and I’m fine.”
Terra sighed with relief. “I’m so glad it was only a nightmare! I love you, Sarah!”
“I love you too, Mommy!”
All’s well, that ends well. For Terra, and Sarah (#2), that is.
RIP Sarah #1. It’s not Mommy’s fault she can’t remember you. But rest easy, because we do.
Forever in our hearts. <3
An Absolutely post. Brought to you by the letter “T”, and bad dreams.