Difficult & Dangerous

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  • Help!!          I can’t get thru the bathroom door without banging 1 shoulder or another.      Or an elbow, or wrist, knee, etc.

Really?

I thought, “Now, that’s odd.      What’s the problem??          I can go in and out of my bedroom without any trouble.   

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Plenty o’ room here!
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Left side, no problem!

Maybe the bathroom doorway is smaller??

So, I measured it the Melinda way.       With shoulders straight, I tried to go straight thru the bathroom door way.          But very, very slowly!!          No need to bruise the whole way down, both sides at once!

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Nope.       No room here either.
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No room on this side.

 

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It’s NOT just my imagination!        (Why am I smiling???)

It really was smaller!!

Shame on you math for making it difficult & dangerous even! to go to the bathroom in my own house!

But really, who were the dastardly sadists that thought making the bathroom door narrower was a good idea??          They need to be identified, exposed, and vilified as the true monsters that they are!     

I think once I find them, I will bring a case action suit against them for all the pain and suffering they caused me!          Every time I go in there, (50-ish, or so, times a day), I come out with multiple bruises. slob, humor, bruise

I know this is only one,       Just imagine it multiplied,      ‘K?(Notice that it’s my fave color!!          I love it when they reach that stage!)

Then, I’m traumatized by the difficulty, and the pain, and am afraid to go back in.            But I have to!

Just imagine how much the punitive damages will be!!        Even at a conservative $5 a bruise, that will be, let’s see……  + 100, times 50 a day, 365 days a year………

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A lot!!


A Love House post.        Brought to you by bruises, and the letter “D”.

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11 comments

  1. I agree… bathroom doors do not need to be smaller than other doors. We bought a walker for me to use a while back and brought it home only to find that *none* of the doorways in my house are wide enough to fit the walker. Like… none of them. Which sucks. $200 wasted. Next house will have to have wide doors for the inevitable walker and/or wheelchair.

    1. IKR?? Those dumb builders or whoever need to start using their noodle!! That happened to me, when I was in a w/c. Couldn’t even get in the apt door!!
      Then, couldn’t go thru the bathroom door! Thank God I could stand long enough for DH to fold it up, and push it thru the door way!!
      Modern builders seem to have more of a clue!

  2. I suppose I should thank you for this one. I became so obsessed with the idea that the door would be a different size that I went and measured our bedroom vs bathroom doors. We live in a very uniform house – all doors except the entry closet – are the same width.

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