- Help!! I can’t get thru the bathroom door without banging 1 shoulder or another. Or an elbow, or wrist, knee, etc.
I thought, “Now, that’s odd. What’s the problem?? I can go in and out of my bedroom without any trouble.
Maybe the bathroom doorway is smaller??
So, I measured it the Melinda way. With shoulders straight, I tried to go straight thru the bathroom door way. But very, very slowly!! No need to bruise the whole way down, both sides at once!
It really was smaller!!
Shame on you math for making it difficult & dangerous even! to go to the bathroom in my own house!
But really, who were the dastardly sadists that thought making the bathroom door narrower was a good idea?? They need to be identified, exposed, and vilified as the true monsters that they are!
I think once I find them, I will bring a case action suit against them for all the pain and suffering they caused me! Every time I go in there, (50-ish, or so, times a day), I come out with multiple bruises.
I know this is only one, Just imagine it multiplied, ‘K?(Notice that it’s my fave color!! I love it when they reach that stage!)
Then, I’m traumatized by the difficulty, and the pain, and am afraid to go back in. But I have to!
Just imagine how much the punitive damages will be!! Even at a conservative $5 a bruise, that will be, let’s see…… + 100, times 50 a day, 365 days a year………
A Love House post. Brought to you by bruises, and the letter “D”.