Skippy Scooter

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Guess what I got??             Uh, let me guess, a scooter??            You spoilsport!!             You always ruin it!             No, you do that with your give-it-away titles!

For my toenail surgery, I needed a scooter.         Really??           Other people manage to walk after.      But they’re not me!!        I NEEDED a scooter!

I will spare you the totally yucky afters of my toes.              But, gotta show ya at least 1 pic.

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Maybe 2.        The blue toe one was leaving Dr office.       Gauze unwrapping was at home, the next day.

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Okay 3, but last one, I promise!!         Soaking in some Epsom salts.          I edited out the bloody toes.  You’re welcome.

Now do you believe me, that I needed a scooter??              Hurumph            Hurumph??            Who says that??             Well, obviously me!

Anyway, here she is, my pretty, zippy, skippy scooter!!

slob, humor, scooter        I’m sooo thankful for her!!          I do need to name her.

Now when I go to stores, I don’t have to wait for a store scooter, when I’m hurting!!            Hurray!!

Also, she goes fast on “rabbit” setting!!          “Turtle” equates to store scooter speed!!

A Thankfulness Theme post.           Brought to you by Craigslist, and $350 cash.

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  1. I thought about getting a scooter at one time too, but my stupid house has way small doorways… which is why we’re seriously considering moving, because I will need walking assistance eventually and I can’t even have a walker in this stupid house.

    It would be nice to not have to huff and puff all of the time though. Yay for scooters! May you toes have a speedy recovery.

    1. Yeah, Mine doesn’t come in the house- 3 steps up! It’s wonderful!! My tootsies are great, thanks, Willow!!
      Eh, move when ya need too, not now! Surely you don’t mean you can’t walk sideways????

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