Isn’t my Chandelier gorgeous? (affiliate link)
Wait, what? You don’t see it? C’mon now, all true believers will be able to see it. Now, do you see it? It’s the same color as the Emperor’s New Clothes.
All I want is Waterford crystal. (Affiliate link)
Not too much to ask, is it??
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