I haven’t told ya the tale of my toilet troubles yet!
Well, I obviously have told ya of my toilet troubles many times.
All those times were toilet errors.
But not this one. First time for everything!
This one was all operator error!
Ok, it’s like this:
When I’m seated, I twist my body. Plastic is not suited for that movement.
I almost hit the floor on my knees! Thankfully, that marble lip was just high enough to catch myself on!
Notice anything different between those 2 pix?? Yeah, the missing piece in the left photo went down the toilet, and caused many more problems. But those are unimportant now.
Quite an adventure!! But not a fun one!!
Solution to this problem??
What is that??? Here, let me show you:
. May I present to you: Big John!!
He’s bigger, and wider than those wimpy seats! And he takes care of my problem!!
But wait, if you order one today, we’ll include two!! (I only wish!!)
I’m so in love with Big John!!! He’s the only toilet seat I will ever need again!