Continued from Friday’s post, Seat Scenes.
So far the toilet totals are: Toilet seats: 2 Me: 4 (Should I say “Me”, or “My butt”???)
I ended with Absolutely, where we were living when DH and I remarried.
Before that, the girls, DD1 and I lived in 8 House. And, as far as I remember, I had no trouble there. Key word: remember!
Looking back, at the posts, just to see…
Nope, nothing so far. Alrightey then, moving on…. NO MORE MOVING, I SAID!! Moving on in the story- not moving houses!! Oh, okay. Proceed.
Moving backwards; before 8 house, was Bridge
Not much going on here. I did have to replace the toilet, and the whole bathroom floor. But I didn’t crash any toilet seats. YAY!
Ah ha!! When I lived by myself, no toilet seats were broken! So, other people must be actually breaking them, then just blaming me! See how they are??
Started my blog when I lived in the apt on Providence. Aug 2014. PP was only 1 year old. Awww!
I didn’t ruin any toilet seats here either. Just fell, and had to call the paramedics, a few times. But hey, what’s a 9-1-1 call among friends??
Okay, so BEFORE I started my blog, I remember breaking 2 toilet seats at Bubba’s house, when he was married to his first wife. It was so embarrassing!
DD1 (as a baby), and I were staying with him for about 6 weeks, can’t remember why. But when I broke the first toilet seat, I couldn’t believe it!! How humiliating is it to have to come out and say, “BTW, I just busted your toilet seat. OOPS! Sorry.” It was one of those “sawdust glued together” ones. Of course, I paid him back, on pay day. But get this: he bought the same exact kind!!
After I broke THAT one, (and I was only 200 pounds at that time!) and paid for it, I begged him just get a plastic one, Bubba, fer Pete’s sake!
I guess he did, cuZ I didn’t break another one. Or else he asked me to leave. Whichever.
I don’t have any childhood memories of breaking toilet seats, so I guess the total stands now as;
Toilet seats: 2 Me: 6
The next Big John I buy, cuZ I do have replace this one some time! is gonna be the model with the brass nuts and bolts, not plastic. Let’s see how long those will hold up to my butt!!